"The Beard Grows, But The Head Does Not Grow Wiser."
"Lawyers work hard and, like us, they're human, many of them."-Dick Cavett
“A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.” - H. L. Mencken
"I tell you, I'll consult my lawyer. And if he advises me to do it, I'll get a new lawyer."-Groucho Marx 
"We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can."
"Don't irk the clerk." Judicial clerk to now retired Judge Robert Ransom, Genesee County Circuit Court. I don't know if I ever learned this man's name, but I think he later became a lawyer, working in the Flint area. As sound and pithy a piece of advice for the practicing attorney as I have ever heard.
"You can't make this stuff up." Attorney John Cothorn. Certainly John is not the first to employ the phrase, but when he used it when we had lunch together recently, I realized that it described perfectly the kind of stories I am looking to publish on LexFugit.com.
"Everything I (my family, friends, acquaintances, total strangers or pets) do, think, see, hear or eat need not be proclaimed on the internet." Mike Butler's personal social media policy.
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