"The Beard Grows, But The Head Does Not Grow Wiser."
"Lawyers work hard and, like us, they're human, many of them."-Dick Cavett
“A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.” - H. L. Mencken
"I tell you, I'll consult my lawyer. And if he advises me to do it, I'll get a new lawyer."-Groucho Marx 
"We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can."
Shown above is but the most recently bestowed token celebrating a career of sterling achievement, honors, and courtroom victories without number. Just one more memorial of the thanks of a grateful nation, and acquired at a very reasonable, one time only charge.
Those who have seen my business signature block, shown below, are familiar with my status as a Junior G Man as well an official of the following:
The Radio Orphan Annie Secret Society;
The Buck Rogers Space Scouts;
The Dick Tracy Secret Service Patrol (wherein I am also the Inspector General).
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You can keep your Super Lawyers, Lawyers of Distinction, and your Premier Lawyers of America. A bona fide commissioned officer in Buck Rogers Space Scouts finds himself in some pretty exclusive company these days.
Much like the de luxe, upgraded plaques available from the "pay to play" lawyer honor societies (see below), I opted for an enhanced Junior G coffee mug. Black handle and mug interior. After all, when you are a board member of such an august organization, you deserve to pay for the very best.
The mug will be displayed proudly on my office credenza between my Buhl Bar shot glass and my Knights of Pythias coffee creamer.
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